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Self, Recs, Fury, Muhly, Hotspur
1. Will Self. 45,833 followers minus 1. Novelist, Journalist, Stockwell, London. Something smells fishy. His tweets seem to be completely automated, referring to himself always in the cringe 3rd...
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Ronson, Dead, Langmead, BL, Jones
1. Jon Ronson. 84.9K followers minus 1. Unfollow this man for updating his followers with the progress of his new book. Only writers who are complete losers tend to do that. Would Mr. Ronson like me to...
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Agosti, McInerney, Dicaprio, Green, Weinman
.@nnimrodd's "Sorry for unfollowing" tweets are the new grim reaper showing up at your door. — Joseph Weisenthal (@TheStalwart) December 27, 2013 1. Alison Agosti. 226,642 followers minus 1. I’m...
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Butcher, Pewsey, Murray, Crane, Bay
It's not you. It's your Twitter persona. — Nein. (@NeinQuarterly) January 4, 2014 1. Mike Butcher. 71,035 followers minus 1. Retired Major League Baseball relief pitcher and Editor-At-Large at...
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Aurthur, Sharon, Farrow, Belfort, ‘Josh’
1. Kate Aurthur. 14,213 followers minus 1. In the midst of the Golden Globes, this listicle correspondent suddenly switched accounts to (@)BuzzFeedEnt and asked her followers to follow her there....
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Este, Theroux, LunarCFT, Lovett, O’Leary
The unfollow-up is always worse than the unfollow — Nimrod Kamer (@nnimrodd) January 20, 2014 1. ESTE FUCKING HAIM. 51,083 followers minus 1. An Israeli girl making a living in LA. After she tweeted...
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Please unfollow these 4 musicians
Lorde. Verified. 1.11M followers minus 1. Unfollow this singer because she is profusely lying about her age. Everybody knows she is 31, but her Wikipedia claims she was born in 1996, a year after Oasis...
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Please unfollow these 4 architects
Architects think people won’t bother unfollowing them, and instead judge them solely on their structures. They’re wrong. Form unfollows function. Cindy Frewen. Unverified. 14.4K followers minus 1....
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Please unfollow these 4 comedians
Russell Kane. Verified. 556K followers minus 1. Unfollow this dude quickly. He was nominated for the Edinburgh Comedy Awards at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe, winning the main prize in August 2010, and...
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Please unfollow these 4 airlines
Malaysia Airlines. Verified. 397K followers minus 1. They’ve got the best airline username: @MAS. Sweet and short. Fine. But one of their recent tweets informed followers that they are retiring flight...
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Unfollow Friday: Flight MH370 edition
Courtney Love Cobain. Verified. 272K followers minus 1. Ever since the Nirvana dude died, Love has been a hot mess on Twitter. This week she went ahead and started playing with the feelings of the...
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Corden, Snapchats, Arias, Biddle, Stelter
1. James Corden. 3,929,031 followers minus 1. Unfollow James since he’s too blasé about me publicly unfollowing him. M8, if you’re candidly unfollowed don’t pretend you’re cool with it. @nnimrodd No...
View ArticleFoden, James, Odell, Lil B, Weber
1. Una Foden. 758,843 followers minus 1. Her name is Una, not Oona, like Charlie Chaplin’s wife @OonaCC. And she’s not part of @grimmers’ BBC3 show Sweat The Balls Stuff like her The Saturdays (band)...
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Blake, Blunt, Penny, Gatiss, Dooley
1. James Blake. 146,814 followers minus 1. Won a Mercury. Unfollow. 2013 Mercury Prize Winner http://t.co/3Y2i00zQrO — James Blake (@jamesblake) October 31, 2013 2. James Blunt. 227,664 followers minus...
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Vaynerchuk, Goulding, Biz, Tim, J.Arthur
1. Gary Vaynerchuk. 1,009,015 followers minus 1. Chuck Gary Vaynerchuk off your following list. This tiny thinkfluencer keeps trying to make his fake followers interested in his agency, @VaynerMedia....
View ArticleStyles, Loesch, Manjoo, R&M, COPY
One day I want to be famous enough to be followed by and then subsequently become boring enough to be unfollowed by @nnimrodd — Henry (@harryhenrysmall) November 13, 2013 1. Gemma Styles. 1,963,278...
View ArticleOhanian, A-PORTER, Koenig, Quimbly, CANDY
1. Alexis Ohanian. 51,359 followers minus 1. Unverified Reddit founder. Has a book (I haven’t reddit) titled Without Their Permission. He asked whether I unfollowed him ‘because of the football...
View ArticleGiggles, Antonoff, Kane, Wolpe
1. HelloGiggles. 135,836 followers minus 1. Zooey Deschanel founded this dwindling 3-favourites-a-tweet platform. The annoying thing about H.Giggles is that they employ people with too few followers,...
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Daley, York, Barry, UN, WL
1. Tom Daley. 2,585,518 followers minus 1. Unfollow your heart. All the LGBTies already follow him, apparently. If it ain’t reflected in his twitter stats, he never came out, as far as I’m concerned....
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Groskop, Rusch, Sumner, Sacca, McQueen
Here’s a quick Vine on how to tweet ‘Sorry for unfollowing’ using keyboard shortcuts: 1. Viv Groskop. 8,931 followers minus 1. She posted a freaky, exorbitant tweet in which she plugged an Amazon...
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